Chillaxation Champions Mugs

Animals bringing pipe, slippers, and magazine.

On holiday.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Working Holiday

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Chiropractor jokes.

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

"Love them rays, Chief."

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Recycled humor.

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

Modern Accomplisments

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."

'Man! He got it again!'

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "