Children's Therapy Gifts

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Licensed Therapist

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'