Children's Therapy Pillows

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"They grow up so fast."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'