Children's Humor Fan Pillows

Fat Kid 20- Thinks he has found a spare head

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Brothers Grime

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Suffering from Cooties?

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I need to know who started it."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Dad Trophies

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'