Children's Humor Fan Pillows

Fat Kid 20- Thinks he has found a spare head

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

The Brothers Grime

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

10 K Tail-Chase

"I need to know who started it."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Suffering from Cooties?

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Dad Trophies

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

tRUMp, Pirate President

No, I don

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'