Children's Achievement Gifts

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

GCSEs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"He's my school project for science class."

Jumping Man

First Prize!

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Cornucopia

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Proud Mum.

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

That's my son

We are here!

Graduated Cylinders...

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'