Child's Sports Achievement Gifts

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Zdeno Chara

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Swimming Champion.

That's my son

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Proud Mum.

Bernard Hinault

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

"Hello, dear. Come see what Junior learned in school today."

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'Billy, your mom's hassling the referee again!'