Child's Sports Achievement Gifts

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Zdeno Chara

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Swimming Champion.

Proud Mum.

That's my son

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Bernard Hinault

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

Ryan Bayley

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'They're not even real, Miss!'