Child's Achievement Gifts

'He processed the words all by himself!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Proud Mum.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

GCSEs

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

That's my son

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."