Child's Achievement Gifts

'He processed the words all by himself!'

Olympic Pride

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Proud Mum.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

GCSEs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

One!

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."