Childish Skipper Gifts

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

A private jet takes off

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'I can't come to school today because I have a barking cough. Wanna hear it?'

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

Sailing

'What type of line are you using?'

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'