Childhood Wonder Analyzer Gifts

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

One!

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

I Heart Juggling

Child development. How children change.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Poems to Spookify

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"Needs ketchup."

Lollies

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

Swings Doctor

'Watching ant TV!'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

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"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Cast of Dream

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"When will someone teach us how to share?"