Childhood Wonder Analyzer Pillows

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

I Heart Juggling

Child development. How children change.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

Poems to Spookify

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

Lollies

"Needs ketchup."

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Swings Doctor

Cast of Dream

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

'Watching ant TV!'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."