Childhood Moods Gifts

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Haircuts

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Tree house.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'He's maturing early.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Bike Rides

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Serious Putty