Childhood Chaos Lover Pillows

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

I'm beginning to see why they call these SELF-inking stamps'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Food fight!'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

Racing road signs

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

'My room's in a terrible state, Mum's just cleaned it.'

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

Father playing with baby and baby is sick on his face.

'An oil spill in the YARD?'