Childhood Bonding Gifts

"Oh, we know each other from the womb."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'He's maturing early.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Tree house.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

A child interrupting family prayers

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Yoga with Baby

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Serious Putty

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

He wanted a different one.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Oh, no

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."