Childhood Bonding T-Shirts

"Oh, we know each other from the womb."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Tree house.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'He's maturing early.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

A child interrupting family prayers

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

Yoga with Baby

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Serious Putty

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Playground Pipe Dreams

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."