Baby Bonding T-Shirts

'What do you mean, there's no menu card?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A child interrupting family prayers

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

D.I.Y with dad.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

First Steps

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

Family Feeling