Baby Bonding Gifts

'What do you mean, there's no menu card?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

A child interrupting family prayers

Yoga with Baby

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

D.I.Y with dad.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

First Steps

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Family Feeling

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."