Family Bonding Gifts

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'Dad, tell me again about the day you got it all together.'

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age. . .'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

"I've enjoyed our bonding time together, son."

Following an especially difficult divorce.

"Something with complicated instructions to keep my dad busy so I can play with my other toys by myself."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"The best advice is to never give up. But if you're going to, better sooner than later."

Yoga with Baby

Fun for the Entire Family

"Life has its seasons, Kaitlin. This is baseball season."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Child cutting her brother's hair

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

Timber!

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

'My uncle?!? I thought he was your uncle!'

"Nobody 'heads up' this family - we work democratically."

'This is all make-believe, isn't it, Dad?'

'Mom says you're a self-made man, Grandpa. Why did you make yourself fat and bald?'

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Cooking with mum.

'I'm so glad you came to visit, young Louis. I've saved these cuttings on how to live your life properly'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Please, mom, can't you read me one more bedtime tweet?'

"Dad, what happens if a condom breaks?"

"Every night, I'm going to teach you Spanish words so you don't forget your language."