Family Bonding Gifts

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'Dad, tell me again about the day you got it all together.'

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age. . .'

Yoga with Baby

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Will was excited to be bonding more with his father-in-law-to-be until he noticed the head of the driver.

"The best advice is to never give up. But if you're going to, better sooner than later."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Something with complicated instructions to keep my dad busy so I can play with my other toys by myself."

"I've enjoyed our bonding time together, son."

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

Following an especially difficult divorce.

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'I'm so glad you came to visit, young Louis. I've saved these cuttings on how to live your life properly'

'My uncle?!? I thought he was your uncle!'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Please, mom, can't you read me one more bedtime tweet?'

Fun for the Entire Family

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Timber!

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"Dad, what happens if a condom breaks?"

"Life has its seasons, Kaitlin. This is baseball season."

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

Cooking with mum.

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

"Nobody 'heads up' this family - we work democratically."

'This is all make-believe, isn't it, Dad?'

"Every night, I'm going to teach you Spanish words so you don't forget your language."

"Today, son, you are a man."