Baby Bonding Fun T-Shirts

Two breasts: No waiting

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A child interrupting family prayers

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Toothbrush Romance

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Family Feeling

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Loving family

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."