Childcare Humor Pillows

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"I don't leave home without it!"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Therapy for babies.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'Take a letter,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'