Childcare Comedian Gifts

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Therapy for babies.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"So much for eternal rest."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

'I don't feel that bad.'

'It's not fair 'Bogie'...they took away my video camera...did you ever hear them say anything about not hiding behind the shower curtain and filming visitors on the can?'

'I understand you are going to be my son's teacher this year. Let me start off by saying: I am so so sorry!'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Early Gurning Centre

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

"My dad works in surveillance."

'I've got acid indigestion.'

'Reflexes Normal.'

'Home from work at last!!'

Children playing divorcees

"We're playing Redistribution of Wealth."

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

Toilet training for an adult.

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'