Childcare Humorist Gifts

Therapy for babies.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

How's the new one?

Children's Nursery

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

“Children hate me.”

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Bird at birdbath shaving.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Early Gurning Centre

'You're not old enough to make your own mistakes! Leave that to your father.'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

This will never work. I'm a night person.'

'Home from work at last!!'

"Oh, and remember to roll up the rug the other way when you're done so it'll lie flat again."

Thought bubbles and speech bubbles

"We're playing Redistribution of Wealth."

"Let's not forget who's christening WHO,sonny boy!"

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

Toilet training for an adult.

"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."

"Reading, writing, AND arithmetic - I'm too YOUNG to multitask!"

Spartan Solutions - "We're working on our child care facility."

Devil-May-Care Centre.

'Let the nanny do it!'

"Hi, Jenny, my parents just raised my home school tuition!"

Facilities for children in a hotel.