Childcare Comedian Prints

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Therapy for babies.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"So much for eternal rest."

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

'I don't feel that bad.'

'It's not fair 'Bogie'...they took away my video camera...did you ever hear them say anything about not hiding behind the shower curtain and filming visitors on the can?'

'I understand you are going to be my son's teacher this year. Let me start off by saying: I am so so sorry!'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Early Gurning Centre

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

'I've got acid indigestion.'

"My dad works in surveillance."

'Reflexes Normal.'

'Home from work at last!!'

Children playing divorcees

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

"We're playing Redistribution of Wealth."

Toilet training for an adult.

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

'Don't forget to wear a jacket.'