Child's First Cold Gifts

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Chilly baby.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

'Roly-polies!'

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Baby Paparrazzi

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Because bipedalism is your destiny."

'A Very Bad Boy'

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

Darning the Stockings

'Walking upright again, are you? That does it!- You're grounded!'

"You've ruined my life!"

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

'Just be thankful that he can walk -- he can learn to brachiate later!'

Your nose is running...which I guessing is more than I can say for your feet.

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

Quick, take a photo - it's her first ironic smile!

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"Darling! He's walking!"

"His first 'perp walk!'"