Child's First Cold Pillows

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Chilly baby.

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

'Roly-polies!'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'A Very Bad Boy'

Baby Paparrazzi

"Because bipedalism is your destiny."

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Darning the Stockings

'Walking upright again, are you? That does it!- You're grounded!'

Your nose is running...which I guessing is more than I can say for your feet.

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Just be thankful that he can walk -- he can learn to brachiate later!'

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

"You've ruined my life!"

"His first 'perp walk!'"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"Darling! He's walking!"

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

"This is gonna hurt like hell."