Child Behavior Guru Gifts

Supernanny telling a child 'No'. Parents - 'Wow! What an amazing supernanny!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'What's play?'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Early childhood development

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

A Boy and His Mother

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Gangs of New York

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Go ask your search engine."

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

Pavlov's dog

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."