Chicken Wire Appreciator Gifts

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

The Rooster Comedian.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Extreme Bungy

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

A Venus cow trap.

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A bit of Newlyn.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Chicken Coupe.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Spring Chicken"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."