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'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

The Rooster Comedian.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Extreme Bungy

A Venus cow trap.

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Free Range Chickens

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Chicken Coupe.

"Spring Chicken"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'