Chicken Little Enthusiast Gifts

"The sky is falling - I just heard it from a very reliable source!"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Dogs and Chickens

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'