Chicken Little Enthusiast Mugs

"The sky is falling - I just heard it from a very reliable source!"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A bit of Newlyn.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Dogs and Chickens

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Free Range Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'