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'Who else wants a piece of me?!'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

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'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.