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The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Airplane dropping vaccines.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'