Cherished Keepers Gifts

Do you remember where I put my memorabilia?

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Michael Jackson

A child interrupting family prayers

Mother's Love

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Vodka

Scot country dancing,

Goal

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"Sorry, Dad."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Miranda's husband accidentally discovers her secret garden.

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

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"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"