Faith Keepers Gifts

A child interrupting family prayers

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Drive-thru Church

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Nun Binning the Devil

'Get an afterlife!'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"When you promised me a lift home...."

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...

"And a source said let there be light."

At home with the Pope.

Growing Churches

'More options!'

My belief is better than yours!

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."