Chequered Flag Fan Gifts

'You better not start anything...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Turkish Democracy

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Relaxing on a sofa

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

French Animal Noises.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

French man holding a dish.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

Succeed.

'A Dust Cow'.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'You keep out of this!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

Real men have facial hair.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."