Chequered Flag Fan Gifts

'You better not start anything...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Turkish Democracy

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

French Animal Noises.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Beachy Hair

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

French man holding a dish.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Succeed.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Real men have facial hair.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'You keep out of this!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'