Chequered Flag Lover Gifts

He started it.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Flags

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'I blame global warming!'

US and the EU

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

World Cup Fever

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."