Chemistry Collector T-Shirts

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I started a collection!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"I wonder what this was for."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Blaise Pascal

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Henri Matisse