Chemistry Collector T-Shirts

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"I started a collection!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I wonder what this was for."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'