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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

New Age Store.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'It's an antique!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

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"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Old Book Smell

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Your shout!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia