Molecule Collector Gifts

Bipolar Molecules

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

New Age Store.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'It's an antique!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Your shout!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."