Chemistry Chuckler Gifts

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Working On Silly String Theory.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

How DNA molecules combine.

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

He's very defensive about his personal space.

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

How scientists classify the Elements vs how students classify the Elements.

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Bless you!'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"