Chemical Safety Advocates Gifts

The Fireside Jungle: See that your pets are well protected before using chemical sprays.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Cafe Burns.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Boozing and Cruising

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

I Want to be a Drone President

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Speeding Forklift

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'