Lab Safety Advocate Gifts

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Cricket Accidents.

Cafe Burns.

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Boozing and Cruising

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

First Aid Box

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"