Science Safety Advocate Gifts

'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Getting the hang of it?"

Reasonableman

"Careful."

Cafe Burns.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Boozing and Cruising

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Here comes the super-visor."

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.