Scientific Integrity Advocate Gifts

"I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

2021

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

COVID Vaccine

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Vaccine Hesitancy

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Safe vaccine for the world

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Vaccination is defeating the virus

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Guns won't help

Crisis of values

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'