Scientific Integrity Advocate Gifts

"I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize."

2021

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

COVID Vaccine

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Vaccine Hesitancy

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Safe vaccine for the world

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Vaccination is defeating the virus

Wholesale market in Cuba

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Crisis of values

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Guns won't help

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!