Academic Integrity Advocate Gifts

Report on Plagiarism - 'You've copied all this off the internet...'

Ethics exam cheater.

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Crisis of values

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Man losing his honesty

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Check your conscience, Senator?

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Can't Affordiversity

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.