Chemical Safety Advocates Pillows

The Fireside Jungle: See that your pets are well protected before using chemical sprays.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Careful."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Cafe Burns.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Boozing and Cruising

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Speeding Forklift

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"