Cheese And Biscuit Lover Gifts

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Main Types of Cheese

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'