Cheese And Biscuit Lover T-Shirts

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Cheese

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."