Biscuits And Tea Lover T-Shirts

'Of course as a charity our resources are limited and we may not be able to pay you quite as much as the work demands....'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Doughboy Dad

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'