Biscuits And Tea Lover Mugs

'Of course as a charity our resources are limited and we may not be able to pay you quite as much as the work demands....'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Doughboy Dad

Why markets crash.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."