Cheerful Tradition Keeper Pillows

It's the rules.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Men can show their emotions!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

The Christening Party

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

The night of the return

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."